It's hilarious | Best Divorce Letter Ever

i saw it in my inbox--then lps baca me tersenyum2 sorang2 dpn lappy--LOL

boleh release stress ni :) jom baca..


Dear Wife,


I am writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell; your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week you came home and didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me any more; you don't want anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me any more - whatever the case, I'm gone.


Your EX-Husband


PS: Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a nice day.


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Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.


I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.


I did notice your haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was, 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.


When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my sister, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.


About those new silk boxers - I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them and I pray it was a coincidence that my sister had borrowed $50 from me that morning.


After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the Lotto for $10 million, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica, but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.


I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.


Signed,


Your Ex-Wife - Rich as hell and FREE!


PS: I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

note : selain gelak2 sbb joke/funny anecdote--mesej yg me dpt from this story-- komunikasi antara husband wife sgt penting--kalau tak puasa ati, kena luahkan--secara berhikmah lah...and then be loyal to our spouse...kalau dh ada kekasih gelap, memang susahlah....